IT ALWAYS BEATS
It always beats and hops,
It never sleeps or stops,
Life-long we don’t part
With our little...
(heart.)
WE ARE TWINS
We are twins,
We walk together.
We never part,
We make a pair forever.
(the legs)
THIRTY-TWO WHITE HORSES
Thirty-two white horses upon a red hill,
Now they tramp,
Now they champ,
Now they stand still.
(the teeth)
I STRIKE EACH HOUR
I strike each hour.
But don't forget:
You must not strike me,
My good friend!
(A clock)
THE INVISIBLE MAN
What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?
(Tell him I can't see him today.)
I HAVE LEGS
I have legs - one, two, three, four
But I cannot walk across the floor.
(A chair)
WHERE AND HOW?
Where is the ocean the deepest?
(On the bottom.)
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out again on Friday?
(His horse is named "Friday"!)
WHY...
Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
(They don’t want to be hot-dogs.)
Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
(He wanted to save time.)
WHAT NOW?
What month do soldiers hate?
(March.)
What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator?
(Pepper.)
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
(Lunch and supper.)
LETTERS
Why is the A like a flower?
(Because the B is after it.)
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
(A teapot.)
How do you spell mousetrap?
(C-A-T.)
